The animu man is crying because he knows he will never have a compact face and be as attractive to women as Ronaldo.

Chinpoko represent.

Yes. The dreaded long face.

Unfortunately this is one of the biggest problems in looks for males. One who carries the long face gene is automatically seen as rather inferior genetic potential. Why? I’m not sure, but it must tie back to our ancient roots where chinpokos…I mean chimpanzees with compact faces were thought to be as more attractive and masculine.

While a long face can signify intelligence, intelligence is not sexy and will not get bitches panties wet.

If you look at all hot actors (Zac Efron, Johny Depp, Travolta, Brad Pitt) they have compact faces with good proportions.

There can be two kinds of long faces:

1) One were jaw and forehead are overgrown and possibly with receding hairline. This is possible to fix my lower jaw bone shaving and hair transplant, possibly growing out bangs.

And then there’s this faggot:

2) The long midface. Unfortunately there is no surgery in the entire Universe to fix this issue. If you have a long midface (measured from eyebrows to nostrils) you are FUCKED.

That’s it for today.

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